Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
I have a nun joke! It is nun uh ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can't really have religions)
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
siens gets you to the moon religion flighs you into buildings
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
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My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
