An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven't seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said "Oh no! i forgot the cereal!" then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
What did the Chinese man say to the to his wife? I'll chin you later
What relationship status fits an orphan, Single.
What do you call a emo dateing another emo:The suicide duo
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one but relise she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much
like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
when your girlfriend tells you shes a guy "what bitch naw hell no"
wife: stop telling rape jokes, its not funny. husband: who raped you this morning?
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me why the hell did I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
If you have a GF/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say "Your short lemme add some inches"
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said "but the world is round"
I said, babe you are my world.
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Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Q: What happens when emo's make out?
A: They don't they just hang out
why did ur emo mom get u? to have someone to hang out with.
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.
