Relationship

Relationship jokes

Incest

    • While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

    We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

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    • Orphan

    • Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

    Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

    Timmy: *starts crying*

    Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

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    • Date

    • So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

    Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

    Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

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    • Relationship memes

    Friend

    • What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

    Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

    Vampire

    • Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

    Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

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    • Lesbian

    • When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:

    Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.

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    • Hell

    • This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

    Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

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    • Friend

    • One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.

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    • Heart

    • They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.