Relationship jokes

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...

Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?

They actually can call someone "daddy!"

What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?

“We should touch base.”

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

Why go across town when you can go across the hall?

My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

Oh, brother!

Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

I pregnoot.

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:

Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"