Redneck jokes
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Couy.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
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What happens if a redneck is bi? Do they go for their brother or sister?
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