Redneck

Redneck Jokes

Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer

Their are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:

Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.

Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?

Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.