Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve? Answer; Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
What happens if a redneck is bisexual do they go for their brother or sister
Their are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
if you ever had your nipple ripped of by a possum, you might be a redneck...
a redneck and a black man walk into a bar and order a drink
What is a rednecks favorite color? Blue
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