Redneck jokes
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Couy.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
A redneck and a Black man walk into a bar and order a drink.
I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.
Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?