Red

Red Jokes

A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned

In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.

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Roses are Red, Kevin Spacey is gay, If you'd stayed with your parents I wouldn't have taken you away

roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo but don't you worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at you

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a red Ferrari? I don't have the Ferrari.

I like my girls like I like my wine. 12 years old and locked in my basement.

Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad Mom: quite son we only get this once a month