Red All Over

Red All Over Jokes

What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A nun that fell down the stairs. What's black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender

Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender

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What’s black and white and red all over?” “A crushed nun!”

“What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?” Slow natives.”

I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"

What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.