Red All Over

Red All Over jokes

Car

  • What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

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  • Nun

  • What's black, white, and red all over?

    A nun that fell down the stairs.

    What's black, white, and laughing?

    The nun that pushed her.

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  • Penguin

  • What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

    What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

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  • Blood

  • Guys, I'm back...

    Here's my joke:

    What is blue and red all over?

    Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.