What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
What's black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What’s Black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
