Red All Over

Red All Over jokes

Car

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What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

Nun

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What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun that fell down the stairs.

What's black, white, and laughing?

The nun that pushed her.

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  • Penguin

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    What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

    What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

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  • Nun

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    What’s black and white and red all over?

    A crushed nun!

    What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

    Slow natives.