Red All Over

Red All Over jokes

Mime

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

Newspaper

What is black and white and red all over?

Answer: A newspaper.

That is what my 3-year-old told me.

Corpse

What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?

A corpse, of course!

Nun

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: A nun falling down the stairs.

Penguin

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.

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  • Color

    What’s black, white, and red all over?

    An embarrassed biracial guy.

    Heart

    What's black and white and red all over?

    The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

    Matrix

    What's white but not black, and red all over?

    J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

    Red

    I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

    U.S.

    Q: What's black and white and red all over?

    A: The U.S. in 1919!

    Terrorist

    What's brown and white with red all over?

    Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

    Banana

    Why did the banana go to the doctor?

    What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.