Red All Over jokes
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
What's black and white and red all over? A police brutality case.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
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Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What is black, white, and red all over? My third wife.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!