What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Q:What's black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
Whatβs black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.