I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
Red All Over Jokes
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A nun falling down the stairs.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
