Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.