Red All Over jokes
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.