i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
did u know im a really fast reader? i can go through a few stories n just a few seconds!
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm no an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
Damn, the guy who made the Whip/ Nae Nae song really made his cousin go Silento
Watch out plane! Wait really I ordered pepperoni
We should really stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.
are you a gravestone? because i really wish you're on top of me right now!
Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
i love sucking on food because if you really think about it tittys can be counted as food so i could technicality suck on the womans tittys
I sexually identify asi kilometers per second. Cuz I really wanna km/s
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
