Razor memes

Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.

Sir, I mustache you a question...

Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.