Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
Your fortnite win rate
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite? They’re just two week to quit.
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
IF STEPHEN HAWKINS HAD A FIFA CARD HE WOULD HAVE 99 DRIIBLE
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
