Rating jokes
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
Your Fortnite win rate.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.