Rating jokes
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
I rate you a 9/11.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.