Rapper

Rapper Jokes

Road

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the other side of the TRACK.

Egg

How does a rapper like his eggs?

Hard-boiled, to match his beats!

Key

Why did the rapper become a locksmith?

Because he always had the KEYS!

Seed

What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?

Dr. Dre-seed.

Secret

Why don't rappers tell secrets?

Because they always spill the beats.

Pencil

Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?

In case he had to draw a crowd.

Beat

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always know where the BEAT is.

Type

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?

Snap, crackle, and RAP!

Rhyme

Why did the rapper start gardening?

He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.

Rhyme

Why don't rappers use the subway?

Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.

Sidewalk

Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?

He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.

Stool

Why did the rapper sit on the stool?

Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!

Type

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?

Catching BIG BASS.