What's do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't COUNT on his bars
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their BEATS
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Spice
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes
