What happen to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Three guys are walking in a bar A priest,paedophile and rapist. That was just the first guy
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
My Teacher is a rapist
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Rapist"Get into the fucking van!" Kid"ymmom ym llet ot gnoig mi" Rapist"Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
Space therapist in between the e and the r. The rapists
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist? At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What's a rapist's favourite scale? C Minor.
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because was I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex ad gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
Whats the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...
He orders a drink.
