Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.