Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
Rapist Jokes
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
My teacher is a rapist.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
