Rapist jokes
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".