Rape

Rape Jokes

Girl

I raped a girl and I liked it.

I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.

It felt so wrong, it felt so right.

Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

Word

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

Abortion

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.

Fact

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.

Sister

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

Difference

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Abortion

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

Girl

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

Wife

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

Woman

Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.

Doctor: Sex is good for you!

Blonde

What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?

"Can you show me what rape is?"

Woman

What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?

"I don't get it."