Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
Putin's Brain:
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
Russia.
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
