how do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed?- put velcro on the ceiling
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
What does steven Hawking put his food in? A microwave
Yo mamma so fat she asked for a water bed and they put a blanket over the Atlantic ocean
I know ur name is baller cause imma put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLER
I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head ?!
Answer: Putin Putout !!!
I am a racist and i put my milk before cereal...well, to be honest that was when i had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some...then he left. Now when i see a black guy, I yell "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt"
Some people put zodiacs on everything They said they couldn’t go to the party bc of cancer
I put I guy in a fridge he said I had a nightmare
there was a kid and a historian in a museum about ww2 and were looking at hitler in a car doing the nazi salute. The kid said, “why is he putting his arm in the air?”. The historian said “indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the third reich
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women
what happens when you put a baby in a blender
The baby is a cherry smoothie
Bro the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died and do you know the meme "No Bi***es?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time the hole can close and it hurts so much when you want to put it back 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
