What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
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I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
