What do you call a spice with a PHD
Dr. Pepper
Wich bees produce milk?
Boobies
he: Im nike and you're macdonalds She: why? he: cuz im doing it and you're loving it :)
How do you plane a party in space? you have to planet
my brother and i were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf, my mom cam in and started asking who knocked it over, to which i replied that i only had my shelf to blame.
heya can i axe you a question?
my brother like to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. i said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with not going to stop who? i told him not to worry that it could capture any two.
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According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
So I went to the gym and I found a hymm
what do you call a bunch of llamas? alpaca llama
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My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
my jacket tore a little bit. it's a ripper.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho chees- Okay I can't do this anymore.
What's a bulls favorite body part? an Eye-BULL!!
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil but now it is pointless
One day their was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that every died. The end!
What is forest Gumps password?
1forest1
A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
