How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
If your ever bord kick in orphan.What are they going to do,tell there parents.
