Promiscuity jokes
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.