Promiscuity jokes
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?