Promiscuity jokes
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!