Promiscuity jokes
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!