Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Printer Jokes
Paper.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.