I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
A bus full of nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them, “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all through the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question.”
St. Peter turns to the first nun in the line and asks her, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister responds, “Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger...” St. Peter says, “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun, “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds, “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
What do you get when you cross a priest with toilet? Holy shit.
when some one got the ghost in them. sound in the priest busters. when something strange and it ain't no who you ganna call priest busters.
A child molester and a priest walks into a bar. He orders a drink
Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
A priest walked in and said to the kids
Hey kids.. are you ready for your faptism
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
Priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids menu.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
what is humble holy and helps? an angle...
If we can't say god in vane why dose he get to.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
I had put the bible in the fiction section once.
why u guys making fun of priest. Because you have a suga daddy already
