What's similar b/w a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me"
What is 6" long, bright red and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Whats better than throwing up a stillborn? Making your wife eat it again
Whats red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her ?
Her miscarriage
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
if babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
What's do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn't want either of them
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice ...
what is more time consuming than children? waiting for your'e wife to go into labor!
Nurse: Don't worry i'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:... Parent: Your hired
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
I don't like condoms but I like gay pregnant X
