Poverty jokes
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.