Poverty jokes
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.