Poverty jokes
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Memes
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
I like chips.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.