Poverty jokes

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?

Because it can’t find the home button.

Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.

I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.

Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.

I made a house for orphans and...

they had no clue how to use it.

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?

“Because they always wanted a daddy.”

What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?

I've never seen the inside of a mansion.

Why can’t you give an orphan homework?

Because they don’t have a home to do it in.

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?

I don't have the Ferrari.

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.

You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.

What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.

What cookie has an orphan never had?

Homemade.

"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.