Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
I get more care packages than Africa.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
