Poverty jokes
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!