Poverty jokes
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.