Poverty jokes
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Jay and Andrew are best friends who are almost alike. The difference between them both is Jay is poor and well... Andrew, on the other hand, is suck-a-dick poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes up in his room, walks to the kitchen, and asks his mom, Lisa (I call her Lisa now, btw), if there is anything to eat. "No, bitch!" she replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed.
Now Andrew... wakes up, jumps out of bed, and he's in the kitchen. He sees his mom fixing some food for work after a long hard night of giving her husband blue balls. "Anything left for me, Mother?" Andrew asks. "Sorry, Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work, taking her time* Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself, "Man... I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if you do my first customer for me!"
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.