Poverty jokes
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.