Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Poverty Jokes
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
