Poverty jokes
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.