Poverty jokes
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Memes
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.