Poverty jokes
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.