Poverty jokes
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.