Poverty jokes
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Memes
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."