What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
why did most orphans become prostitutes? Because they wanted a daddy.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. 🤗 and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do ðŸ˜.
The w in Africa stands for wealth
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
