Poverty jokes
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.
I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.