Pot jokes
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
Memes
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
