What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd? When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it because all their fans are smoking pot.
How did the Asian couple name their child? They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan? hippo-POT-amus
How did the toilet react when it received a gift? That was so pot full (toughtfull)
i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed that i only had a crock pot😅
What's the diffrence between a piano,a pot of glue and a tuna fish? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew youd get stuck there
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
"what do you want to eat" "You choose" "Children" "What?" *Picks up pot* "You said anything"
dam didnt know this site was about harry pot-
Boys are like minis
girls are like big pots
Minis always come first. don't think about sex boys, be men
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why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?cause it got stuck in a pot hole:)
what did the pot say to the kettle? to lick the S### spoon
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
