Poo jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
F*ck in' the poo.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!