Poo jokes
What’s the opposite of poo?
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
F*ck in' the poo.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!