Poo jokes
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
PP in the poo poo.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
Poo.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What's better than poo?
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB