Poo

Poo Jokes

Knock knock

Me: Knock knock.

My sister: Who's there?

Me: I eat mop.

My sister: I eat mop who?

My mind: I eat my poo.

My sister getting it.

Language

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

Name

My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.

Cheek

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

Mum

My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.

Bottom

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

Friend

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Language

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I did ap.

I did ap who? (I did a poo)

EEWW you did a poo???