Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Poo Jokes
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
PP in the poo poo.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
I poo 11 times a day.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
"Poo heads."
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
F*ck in' the poo.
