Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
PP in the poo poo.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
I poo 11 times a day.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
knock knock who's there Europe Europe who no your a poo
Knock knock Who's there? I did ap. I did ap who ( I did a poo ) EEWW you did a poo???
roses are red vilets are blue i toke a poo and it smelt like u
F*ck in' the poo.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Why did tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for poo
