Poo jokes
I poo 11 times a day.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
What’s the opposite of poo?
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
I lick poo for a living... You?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!