Poo jokes
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Poo.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
PP in the poo poo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
F*ck in' the poo.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
"Poo heads."