Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
What’s the opposite of poo
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
What's better than poo?
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
Poo.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
