Poo

Poo jokes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Shampoo

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

Hen

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

Memes

Knock

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

Mum

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Name

Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Song

POO I LOVE POO.

Here’s my song:

“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”

Thank you!

Poop

What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.

Or a stick with poo on it.

Theme Park

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB