Poo

Poo Jokes

My friend's 4 year old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

What did the swearing hen say?

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK! (It's cluck)

What did the cussing rooster say?

Cock-a-poo-dle phew!

A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster as the plunger does look like the weapon in 'Ghostbuster'!

Maishah the poo turned into a fart which is the big fart monsters best friend this is her 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽