Poo jokes
F*ck in' the poo.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What’s the opposite of poo?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
What's better than poo?
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
Poo.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
What's brown and sticky? A stick with poop on it.
Or a stick with poo on it.