Poo jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
I lick poo for a living... You?
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
I poo 11 times a day.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
What’s the opposite of poo?
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.