Election

JHaria

I’m just here to say that I don’t approve of political jokes…

I’ve seen too many of them get elected.

Party

Anonymous

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party

Butter

Anonymous

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter

Girl

Anonymous

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

Day

Snouticus

What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

“Hello, its a nice day, do you have any plans on what your going to do?”… The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

Trump

Billary Hinton

Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron

President

Anonymous

hillary for president

Common

AnonymousKendalton

What does Monica and Bill Clinton have in common…They both did not inhale. lol

Politics

Anonymous

eeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee

Crime

#NPC #WorthlessLiberals

“When Republicans do Politics, it’s a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it’s Politics.” —Tyler Nixon

Baby

Anonymous

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids. Knuckle babies don’t eat.

Fast

Indra Prihatna

There is a young lady… She is beatiful. She got much vote. But she speech very fast. Does she think look smart with do that? She make me feel bad.

America

Anonymous

Make america hate again

Car

Anonymous

There are sexiest women in politics, They should be in car showroom.

People

Anonymous

What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.

Trump

RallyCat2004

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It’s been awhile since the last presidential assassination…

Make

Unknown

Hillary Clinton would make a good president

Day

Your name (optional)

Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.

Trump

kangaroo

trump

get it because trump is a joke hahaha i am sooo bad

Trump

Moose

Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.

“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”

“oh cool”

“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”

“Makes sense”

“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”

“Where’s Trump’s clock”

“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.

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