Politics jokes
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.