Politics jokes
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Politics.
The last two presidents of the US.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.