what is white with red all over.........JFK
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What is the difference between Joe biden and a knife
A knife has a point
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving it.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
If you got a priest, a rhodes scholar and a politician in a room what would you get? The Royal Commission alternatively Tony Abbott
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians
And they created The Green Party
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An Donald Trumpet!
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Donald Trump is like really orange.
Somebody told me to go to hell so I walked up to Donald Trump.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
My name is Joe Biden and I am running for US Senate.
Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office.
Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.
why is biden a priest? so kids call him father
