Sodomite jokes

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?

Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?

Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.

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Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!