Poem

Poem Jokes

Brick

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Bill Cosby

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

Wiener

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

Pregnancy

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.

Suicide

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

Shrek

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Pussy

Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?

Parrot

Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.

A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Color

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Death

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

Dick

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm stroking my dick and thinking of you.

Roast

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Pornhub

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

Man

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.