Plumbing jokes
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
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How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
What kind of fruit can fix your toilet?
A plum-mer.
Pop in the toilet.