Plumbing jokes
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
OH NO
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Pop in the toilet.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.