Plumbing jokes
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Pop in the toilet.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!