Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it access the road
It got stuck in a crack
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
