Plumbing jokes

Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?

He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

Why was the toilet angry?

Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

Some people decide to start a blog.

Others decide to start a blog.

You know what my sink started?

A clog.

How are urinals made?

They get installed.