40+ Best Plumbing Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Water

brad · 7 years ago

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

Toilet Paper

MATEREAL GOWRL · 3 years ago

Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Leak

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A photo of a wooden floor with a large, dark stain resembling a human body shape. Text above the image reads: "We took up the carpet in our apartment. My landlord said it's from a leak from a washing machine."

Dishwasher

Anonymous · 6 years ago

My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.

Toilet

NO toilet · 4 years ago

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."

Toilet

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What did the toilet say to the other toilet?

"You look flushed."

Bath

Anony mouse · 6 years ago

Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)

Poop

butt · 7 years ago

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

School bathroom

Chez · 2 years ago

POV school bathrooms

A fish is sticking head-first out of a toilet bowl. The toilet is white, and the floor is tiled.

Toilet

stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago

The image shows a close-up of Gru's face from the movie Despicable Me. He has wide, worried eyes and a slight, nervous smile. Above him is the text: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising".

Toilet

Why should you care · 1 year ago

OH NO

The image shows a close-up of Gru's face with a worried expression and slightly squinted eyes. The text above the face reads: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising."

Toilet

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A wooden door featuring a vertical window that reveals a toilet, accompanied by a "PUSH" sign.

Skull

Big Jim · 11 months ago

… none of the above..

Two skull-shaped bathroom fixtures are shown side-by-side. On the left is a white toilet shaped like a skull, with the text "Spooky dookie?". On the right is a white urinal also shaped like a skull, with the text "Or... Creepy peepee".

Faucet

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A white kitchen faucet with a leaky pipe that is spraying water in two different directions. The text above the image says "Guys understand."

Taco Bell

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Man is making his own volcanic eruption

The image shows a pipe with an orange glow appearing to be a volcanic eruption. The text says "When the guy upstairs ate Taco Bell."

Taco Bell

Chez · 2 years ago

So true

The image shows a white pipe with an orange glow emanating from the bend, as if it is full of lava or something hot. Text above and below the pipe reads: WHEN THE GUY UPSTAIRS ATE TACO BELL

Community talk

TungTungTung

I took a shit at school and clogged the toilet

kris67

draino seazon

Brody

I just dropped a nagasaki in the taco bell toilet