Plug jokes
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife鈥檚 clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.