Plug jokes
What鈥檚 the best way to stop diarrhea in India?
With a butt plug.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
馃幍 BEAVER BEAVER 馃幍
LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA LUBA
I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife鈥檚 clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support.
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Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?