Plug

Plug Jokes

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?

He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.