What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied, because he can’t stand up for himself
Why can't a orphan play kick ball be cause the can't hit the home plate
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Three kids one day found a magicle slide.There was a sign next to it that said,"Slide down and your wish will come true."The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river.He landed in a chocolate river.When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money.He landed in a pile of money.Finally,the 3rd kid slid down,and he said,"WEEEE!!!!!!"
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
what has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What’s harder than steel Michael Jackson in a playground
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee. His dad sees this and says, "I saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later, Little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says, "I saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little Johnny replies, "I don't care, I don't like butter anyway." Both Little Johnny and his dad go in for dinner. Johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. Little Johnny looks and smiles and says, "Do you want to tell her or should I?"
