Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said "it's time to go sweetie" but before we could go someone said "stop them they have my daughter!"
Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground
what has 4 legs and 1 arm?- -a pitbull in a children's play area
Two guys are on the playground one guys says too the other “did you know that Hellen Keller had a play ground in her backyard” the other guy said “no” the first guy says “neither did she
how were tire swings made a tire said goodbye world and hung himself
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
Why did the girl fall off the swing. Because she had no arms!