Playground

Playground jokes

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

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  • Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"

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  • Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."

    Why did Sally fall off the swings?

    Because she had no arms.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sally!

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