Why did the chicken cross the playground To get to the other slide.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
