You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
