You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger, with that, no one will suspect you!
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs? A plastic surgeon 😷
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Little Johny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something, Then he sees a plastic di##. He asks his mom whats that and mom didnt now. so when his dad comes home from work he sees him with the plastick di## and says son why uy messing with my personal toy
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
What is more used than plastic? Hookers
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids ? Would come out Black or white or plastic 😂
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
China as fake as bitches with plastic surgery and talk bout body positivity
Be careful around fire plastic melts
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries...because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
So when Kim kardasion went into the ocean the lifeguard said no plastic littering
What do turtals and lesbians have in comen
they both choke on plastic
I'm not saying you're stupid. But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, Do not place over head"
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common They both choke on plastic
