There is an afghan barbie; it’s a blow up doll
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift...
Wats rapboat got in common wit plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.
Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
why are women in love with plastic beacues they had a plast galflalflflfalfl
plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
when you ask for plastic surgery they said 'we could not fix you but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face'
what do micheal jackson and a plastic bag have in common
they both are plastic and like kids
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon. As if there's already enough plastic in the ocean.
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world? A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic !♪
What do you call a white bucket a Pail
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
What do lesbiand and turtles have in common? They both eat plastic. (Im sorry to the les out there this is a joke. Not real.)
what do you call a stupid mannequin? a dummy
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬
True Story
A CO was receiving inmates as they're being recalled from their assigned jobs to prepare for count. An inmate that had passed the officer returned bleeding through his trousers from his crotch. The inmate had an argument with his lover who had told him that he wasn't enough woman for him. As the inmate was bleeding he was crying out. "He doesn't love me anymore!!" The officer called for medical assistance and went into the assigned cell. He found the severed penis. He fished it out of the toilet and placed it in a plastic bag with ice. He claimed that the medical staff at the hospital could reattach it. He took a ribbing from his fellow officers, because ,most would've flushed it. I retired and months later saw a fellow officer at the store. As we caught up, I mentioned that the last incident I responded to was 'the severed penis' the officer tells me that the inmate severed his penis again after it was reattached and flushed it himself.
yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin
