Plastic jokes
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)