They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! ππ₯ͺπ
How do you organise a space themed birthday party?
You planet
Bob: Hey bud remember we're going to space! Carol: really? I forgot to planet.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is sphere itself.
Astronauts just found water on mars! Mars: 1 Africa: 0
Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet
What do planets read?
Comet books.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
What is Saturnβs favorite movie?
Lord of the rings
i love the way the earth rotates
it really makes my day
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Where do alien Cows come from?
-the Milky Way
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! π
Uranus is larger than Neptune but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke also Neptune don't kill me)
