Planet jokes
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.