Planet jokes
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.