Planet Jokes

How do you organise a space themed birthday party?

You planet

What do you get when you combine A planet and an apple?

Ma rio

can we have a party in space? .... First we need to planet ;) get it plan it = planet

What planet has a butt? Uranus!

how do planets have a baby?

they have spasex

Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.

an assassin threatens a planet the planet remains calm the assassin:"do you not realize the gravity of this situation?

your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus

Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto

Chuck Norris has been to Mars...that's why there is no signs of life there.

If Uranus is so gross, Why do they take HD photos of it?

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!

Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily