What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
