Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
Planet Jokes
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
