Planet

Planet Jokes

Day

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

Water

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

Astronaut

Why did the astronaut return to Earth?

She went on her launch break! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ˜‹

Uranus

Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

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  • Uranus

    Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

    Uranus

    Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

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  • Earth

    Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

    Uranus

    If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

    Uranus

    Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)

    Earth

    I'm no astronomer, but Iโ€™m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.