Planet

Planet Jokes

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.

What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.

Uranus is larger than Neptune but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke also Neptune don't kill me)