Planet jokes
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
So that's why...
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.